I'm starting to kill the chicken in my heart. Hah! Kudos to my courage.

Naaawa ako kay papa. Gusto niyang dalhin siya ng hospital, kaso, wala akong pera para sa bayarin. Ang Mama na ang "pinaka-hateful" na tao sa mundo na nakilala ko. :'''(

ALL OF YOU! Be thankful if your mother is no better but best and if your father is everything children would wish him to be: a responsible and loving one. You can never say your gratefulness once they'll be gone.

I don't know why every time I am with her, my system directly feels like annoyed and slaved.

Realized it last night while I'm ready for bed, this thought entered my mind: Andres Bonifacio (the Filipino Revolutionary) and Aureliano Buendia (a character in Gabriel Garcia Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude) were both revolutionaries who planned their wars and fought it and all of those revolutions were unsuccessful. Coincidence?

I don't understand why the school installed surveillance cameras in the campus. The college is a public institution by the way.

Because always is longer than forever.

Ah-huh, our ex-governor was awarded with The Most Outstanding Public Servant in Gawad America 2011. He deserves a clap-clap from the Surigaonon. He has helped many men in the province and solid proofs are everywhere in Surigao del Norte. Congratulations!

Ok naman ang Resolution na sinulat ko ah? Nang maibalik saken matapos ipa-edit sa adviser namin, naks! naging feature na. Tsk. Sayang effort. Pwede nai-publish yung edited version sa mag eh.

I wanna practice my British accent on you. Try me. :)

Pun-ny Names

Born during the night = Andy Lim

Born blind = Kenneth Sy

Born being swindled = Lino Co

Born while cooking = Nilo Toh

Born as 10th child = Sam Po

Born while being courted = Lily Gaw

Born fat = Bob Uy

Born little = Kathy Ting

Born different = Eva Yan

Born with porridge = Lino Gaw

Born looking for someone = Allen Sia

Born while counterfeiting = Faye King

Born during Sunday = Lyn Go

Born with malice = Mali Sia

Born angry with someone = Ally Tan

Born with picture = Lara Huan

Born with sweets = Ken Dy

Born undefined = Sam Ting

Born while taking a bath = Lily Go

Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go

Born while buying = Bill Li

Born secretly = Tina Go

Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin

Born ugly = Kaw Yan

Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong

Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong

May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting

*This is a re-post.

I was pissed off actually with her message. Actually.

On being a Pentecostal all these years

1) The amount of money you spend on hairspray exceeds your water and electricity bills.

2) Your Pastor announces midweek services EVERY Sunday night.

3) You (or the ladies you know) can swim in a denim skirt and still have fun.

4) It takes longer to TAKE prayer requests than it does to pray for them.

5) Your brother or sister in the Lord hugs you right in the middle of a shopping center or park.

6) The musicians at your church can tear it up, but none of them can read sheet music.

7) You have 50 pairs of church shoes.

8 ) You're adept at stopping runs in stockings with just about anything.

9) You're considered an old maid if you're not married by age 25.

10) You consider Bible college "higher education."

11) Running the aisles and jumping up and down is your exercise.

12) A birthday party is a night on the town.

13) You could be an Olympic volleyball player with all the practice from church functions.

14) Your white choir moves like Kirk Franklin's group.

15) The pastor says, "With this thought, I close," more than three times each service.

16) You have adequate respect for the power of flying hairpins.

17) Your feet have been stomped on at least 3 times during a service.

18 ) A run in your last pair of stockings is a national disaster.

19) You judge a church service by swollen eyes, rumpled clothes, and disheveled hair.

20) Your kids know how to eat any crunchy thing quietly.

21) When shopping for shirts, you always run it through the "Praise The Lord" test.

22) Sunday and Wednesday mean no cooking or dishes.

23) You can maneuver into a vehicle without messing up your hairdo.

24) Celebrating your 21st birthday doesn't mean much.

25) The employees at the restaurant near church knows you by name.

26) You can always find hairpins on the floor after a good service.

27) You can pronounce, "Habakkuk."

28 ) Mondays and Thursday's are the hardest days to wake up in the morning.

29) Your day of rest includes 2 church services, choir practice, and a nap.

30) The kids you know think shot glasses are for playing communion.

31) Growing up you baptized your cousins and siblings several times in the swimming pool.


*Had done all these in almost all my life. I'm grateful I remain steadfast to my faith.

I started my story on the ending part. I've had it outlined for over 4months. Now, the story's complete. I've found the best peg to start and spark the tale.